Why hello! I'm the Jump Seat Pixie (JSP) and you might say I'm a Jane-of-all-trades. I am a professional meat-cleaver, folk singer/trick motorcyclist, and I can type up to 80 words per minute. I also invented water, those little plastic tips on the ends of shoelaces, and the will to live. That's right: I literally get a quarter every time some hopeless old spinster pulls her head out of the oven.

If you're wondering what you've stumbled upon, this is my blog. A chick needs a place to put her cartoons, right? 

As a token of my goodwill, please accept this picture of Seamus the Battle-axe wielding leprachaun:

"I'll chop ye up and mail ye to Belfast!"