Tuesday, June 29, 2010

In the Meantime...

I owe all ya'll a double-blog this Friday! In the meantime, I fixed it! Here ya go:



Patrick Stewart Supplexing a Narwhal

Truly the Heart and Soul of America



Monday, June 14, 2010

So....

My dear, faithful, and mortal readers,

I'm afraid there is no blog this week. 

I know, I know, it's a travesty and a despicable crime against the Internet-faithful, but before you start throwing jugs of five-X whiskey at your computer screens, you deserve to know what happened...



Well, it all started when I was on one of the moons of Endor working diligently on my new blog...


When suddenly and without warning...


And when they brought me to their camp, of course, they went on to make me their tap-dancing slave for all eternity...


It was a grueling week, and I almost danced my feet clean off. Luckily, however, I managed to send a contraband text message to Batman, who slaughtered the Ewoks by the thousands, rescued, and we went back to the Bat Cave to hang and play competitive Tetris...

 
So, despite your first impressions, I DO have a pretty good excuse. Who in their right mind would pass up an opportunity to school the Dark Knight in a rousing game of shape-stacking?

But of course, I understand how wonderful and loyal my readers are, so as a token of my appreciation and goodwill, please except this picture of Patrick Stewart suplexing a narwhal...




Wait, what...it's not uploading? Geez...this blog is really screwing you guys this week...

- JSP
 

Friday, June 4, 2010

"Senioritis" : It's Friggin' Real

And now, a picture-essay recounting the past two weeks in which I have entitled, "Senioritis: It's A Freakin' Real Thing, Man"...


So close to graduation...

So far from "well-adjusted adult individual"...

That's the public school system for ya! ;)

- The JSP


P.S. Please excuse the tininess of some of the font in the pictures. Like you saw, it didn't format...

P.P.S. Yes, I am aware the "Tuesday # 1" is accidentally "Tuesday # 3"...